Hookup/dating/fck/casual/lazy apps attract crowds… 75 million strong evidently. It’s great since it’s easy right? 30-40ishper cent are ladies on tinder and all sorts of I need to do is swipe right and start chatting appears easy sufficient.
Sitting here with dick at hand swipe swipe swipe WOW: Engage creep mode – “hey wanna fck?”
Next – swipe swipe WOW – “hello how are you currently?”
Next – swipe swipe hmmm getting hopeless, ok then – “Hey”